Showing posts with label really?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label really?. Show all posts

Saturday, 20 February 2010

"Your wife died? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. YOUR CAT WAS KILLED AS WELL? THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD"

A young woman was found dead in her home. She had died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Her husband arrived home to find his wife dead in the bath and his parents unconscious downstairs. Even the pet cat was dead too. It's a tragic story, as Sue from 'somewhere in the UK' attests.

Poor pussycat, cats are usually sensitive to dangerous smells humans cant detect probably the reason it was found in the hall trying to get out.

Poor old pussy indeed.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

What d'you mean it's got a mute button?

Daily Mail readers are a reasonable bunch AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE VOLUME DURING TV BREAKS. ITV have been censured for cranking up the volume during ad breaks, much to the chagrin of middle England.
About time too i was sick to " deaf " of having to grab the remote everytime the adverts came on it realy did spoil what you were watching
Geddit? Lolz.
What a load of lying scumbags there are at the ITV

- Mike, Alicante, Spain, 17/2/2010 8:55
I got annoyed when they ran those rip-off phone lines, but this just takes the biscuit.